The jokes
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
I told my dad I was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said, "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.