The jokes

What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?

Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.

The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."

This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.

Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.

What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?

My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.

Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.

When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?

He has no home to hit to.

I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.

And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.

A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To find their way to the store to see their dad.

My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.