The jokes
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
Okay, the joke's over. Bring back Trump!
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.