The Rolling Stones jokes

These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.

What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?

The Rolling Stones.

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

- They see me rolling.

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.