The Rolling Stones jokes
These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap.
He was high on my list of priorities.