The Rolling Stones jokes

Band

These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.

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  • Band

    What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.

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  • Wall

    What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

    Their last big hit was the wall.

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  • Crack

    One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

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  • Stoner

    Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap.

    He was high on my list of priorities.

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