The population jokes
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:
98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!
1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.
Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
A teacher asked her class “what is sex?”
Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a *temptation* Caused by a *sensation* Where the boy sticks his *location* Into a girls *destination* To increase the *population* Of the next *generation* Did you get my *explanation*? Or do you need a *demonstration*?”
The teacher faints.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.
What's the city with the fastest growing population?
Ireland, cuz it's Dublin everyday!
Earth is full. Go home!
Community talk
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My teacher asked us what is sex. My friend, Bobby got up and said in a loud, clear voice "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, Where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she feinted.
Only 0.007 or less of the population die from Covid more people die from cancer and other things the Covid media isn’t to protect us it’s to control us