The population jokes
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
A teacher asked her class βwhat is sex?β
Little Johnny got up and said: βSex is a *temptation* Caused by a *sensation* Where the boy sticks his *location* Into a girls *destination* To increase the *population* Of the next *generation* Did you get my *explanation*? Or do you need a *demonstration*?β
The teacher faints.
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:
98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!
1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.
Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!