Terms and conditions jokes

Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”

What is the biggest lie ever?

"I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions."

What is the difference between the human rights?

What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?

Then: You want free candy?

Now: You want free Wi-Fi?

Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-

Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.