Terms and conditions jokes

What is the biggest lie ever?

"I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions."

Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”

Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-

Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.