Tarde jokes

What is green?

Grass, you tard!

Do you know your E?

You're E tarded.

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You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.

If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?

Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.

6:30 has to be the best time, hands down.

After 12, it's lunch. 😂