Taking Over jokes
Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.
God: Ok, so I created adults. And I created how they are supposed to look from being born to preteen.
Satan: (slides in) I’ll take over for you, pops.
God: I dunno... this is very delicate work. Just one wrong thing can ruin the system.
Satan: Don’t worry your beard off! (Pats his back) I’ll just do the ages from 12 to 18!
God: Hmm... I’m still not- (Gets a call on his phone) Shoot, I got to take this. (Answers call) Don’t touch anything, Lucifer! (Walks away)
Satan:.......(just touches lightly, and alarms start blaring. He squeaks and runs away)
God: (rushes in) WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?!
God: (tries fixing problems. Only gets alarms off) Fuck me........
God:....(sighs) Fine, it’ll stay. We’ll just call it....puberty.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
Memes
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).
I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:
Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.
Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?
Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
Your adopted.
Kidnapping is just surprise adoption.
Memes
Community
Who is going to take over the wold first? (Chose wisely)
Worst thing each WJE member has done, day 12: What’s the worst thing Thoughtless has done? The top suggestions will go into a poll, where the community will vote to decide which of those listed actions is the worst.
Im With Stupid - Make Dipshit a mod Face mc shooty - Post a gay meme Dipshit - Say the n word, then ban Opal for exposing him saying it Rey Rey - Let German Person (user) into RapBoat’s Lounge Hyphen - Trick people with alts Opal - Trick people with alts Cosmo - Take over RapBoat’s Lounge from RapBoat RapBoat - Create Dark RapBoat AG - Send a dick pic DAP ME UP - Call Face mc shooty a retard Heroin Monkey - Evade bans with alts
Worst thing each WJE member has done, day 11: What’s the worst thing Heroin Monkey has done? The top suggestions will go into a poll, where the community will vote to decide which of those listed actions is the worst.
Im With Stupid - Make Dipshit a mod Face mc shooty - Post a gay meme Dipshit - Say the n word, then ban Opal for exposing him saying it Rey Rey - Let German Person (user) into RapBoat’s Lounge Hyphen - Trick people with alts Opal - Trick people with alts Cosmo - Take over RapBoat’s Lounge from RapBoat RapBoat - Create Dark RapBoat AG - Send a dick pic DAP ME UP - Call Face mc shooty a retard