Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
What does Drew Bledsoe and the twin towers have in common
They both got taken out by two jet.
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
Qualification Check:
Single
Taken
Friended β
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.
The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didnβt want her, why would I?
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped
Iβm taken, taken my own life, bitch!
A man comes to an assassin who charges $1000 per shot. He tells the assassin, "My wife's been cheating on me. I want you to shoot her in the head and shoot the guy in the dick." When they arrive, they wait. The man asks why he hasn't taken the shot. The assassin says, "I know how I can save you $1000."
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: "Can I play with your bellybutton? My mom always lets me when we camp." So the teacher says: "Sure." 5 minutes later the teacher says: "Woah, woah, woah that's not my bellybutton!" Little Johnny says: "Woah, woah, woah, that's not my finger."
