guy talking to an Indian therapist
he had a red dot and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said
"I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle"
why is football the gayest sport ever? because its just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other
I was playing football with my friends and i got tackled and got a penalty suddenly the ground started shaking and penaldo emerged from the mud and he till the penalty but since it wasn’t andorra he missed. Shame on you penaldo!
When a 68 year old teacher says: I am going to tackle an intruder if i have to!
Me: Oh hell nah
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world “The guy who tackles the make a wish kid”
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon...
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
