Survivor jokes
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
What has four legs and works at McDonald's?
The remaining members of Nirvana.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast? A Sandy Hooker
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