Survivor jokes
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast? A Sandy Hooker
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
There were three men, and two of them died.
The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"