What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
Jim's car is swerving all over the road, so a cop pulls him over. "Step out of the car," says the cop. "I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test." "I can't," Jim responds. "You see, I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack." "Alright," says the cop, "then you're going to have to take a blood test." "Can't do that either," Jim responds. "I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won't stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death." "Ok," the cop answers, "then I will need a urine sample." "Sorry," says Jim, "I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low." "Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me." "Can't do that either," responds Jim. "Why not?" demanded the exasperated cop. "Well, because I'm drunk!"
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
COP: Are you high?
ME: If I was high, could I do this? *walks in a perfectly straight line*
COP: Wth he just walked off a cliff.
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
The FitnessGramTM Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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