Stockholm syndrome jokes

Status

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

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  • Irony

    It's ironic that the more other people love you, the more you hate yourself.

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  • Adoption

    I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."

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  • Suicide

    Me and a person downtown.

    Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.

    Me: I guess so.

    Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?

    Me: I don't know. I used to, but don't anymore.

    Person: Why'd you stop?

    Me: Unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.

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