Stockholm syndrome jokes

Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.

When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

It's ironic that the more other people love you, the more you hate yourself.

I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."

Me and a person downtown.

Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.

Me: I guess so.

Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?

Me: I don't know. I used to, but don't anymore.

Person: Why'd you stop?

Me: Unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.