Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
Stink Jokes
Wanna hear a poop joke?
Nah, they always stink.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
What did Mother Mary say when God farted? Jesus Christ, you stink!
Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.
Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
