Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
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Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!