What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
