What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
What does Stephen hawking eat for his breakfast lunch and dinner
His shoulder
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
