1 Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use? A) Head and Sholders 2 Q) what’s Stephens favourite food? A) Sholders For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
what happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking? he says oh fuck fuck fuck
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire? He won the F1 Wheelchair race
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
