Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad my stepdad did it beat cancer
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
My stepdad took me to work, and he told me I could climb trees.
I woke up in a hospital. Wait, did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack?
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
why does adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed
