State Of Matter jokes

RIP boiling water. You will be mist.

If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?

H2O cubed.

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.

Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?