What did the start say is Star Trek
What does Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common??
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
Spock went to the enterprises toilet and he knocked on it "Kirk are you in there?" Spiked asked, Kirk answered "hold on i am making a captains log"
Where do the Borg eat fast food? -- Borger King.
3 Vulcans walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the first Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The first Vulcan says, "I don't know."
The bartender asks the second Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The second Vulcan says, "I don't know."
The bartender asks Spock, "Y'all want a drink?" Spock says, "Yes."
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet? -- The Captain's Log.
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
How many ears does Captain Picard have? -- Three: A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear.
Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.
