Stage 4 Cancer jokes

Stage 4 cancer is like a woman. You can’t beat it, but if you do, she’ll probably come back again.

My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.

What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.

I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. I'm already on stage 4.

Q: What's the difference between me and cancer?

A: My dad didn't beat cancer...

My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.

She was eaten by a giant crab.

What is the difference between a kid's dad and his cancer?

The cancer came back.

I respect cancer more than I respect depression.

At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.