Sprinter jokes
My boat is super fast, so I named it Usain.
Usain Boat.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.