Sprinter jokes

My boat is super fast, so I named it Usain.

Usain Boat.

What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

Usain Bolt can finish a race.

Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?

Because he successfully finished a race!

What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?

They both finished the races.

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast.