Sporting Goods jokes
I like dicks... sporting goods.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Comment your favorite sport.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!