What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.
