Spongebob jokes
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.