What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
spongebob: easy now you try first get a jar patrick: *picks up nuke* spongebob: patrick that's a nuke patrick: yes nuke: *boom*
(Thi isn't really a joke btw anyway ) SpongeBob me boy ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours agahgahagahagahagah
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist? A feminist has hair.
Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.
Must be Asian.
