Spider-Man: No Way Home jokes

Orphan

Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?

It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Orphan

You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:

Orphan: No Way Home.

Spider-Man

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Orphan

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Spider-Man

We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.

Movie

What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”

Orphan

What movie do orphans relate to the most?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)