Spice Rack jokes

I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme.

Curry.

You're at your girlfriend's house for a family dinner. Your GF says, "Daddy, please pass me the salt," when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.

What do you call a spice with a PHD?

Dr. Pepper

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger!