Spice Rack jokes

I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme.

My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.

Curry.

What do you call a spice with a PHD?

Dr. Pepper

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger!