Spelt jokes
Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.
In English class, the teacher says, "Kids, you need to say the alphabet. Okay, Sally, you first." Sally says, "Okay, a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z." The teacher says, "Good job, Sally." Then the teacher called on four other students who got it right. Then the teacher called on Little Johnny. The teacher says, "Little Johnny, say the alphabet." Little Johnny says, "b c e f g h i j k l m n o p s v w x y z." The teacher says, "No, Johnny, that's not right." Johnny says, "Oh, I forgot, u r a q t." The teacher says, "No, still not right, and thank you." Johnny says, "Oh, I’ll give you the d later." The class laughs and the teacher says, "Go to the office now."
I put the sexy in dyslexia.
English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.