Spelt jokes

A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."

If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.

It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?

When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?

When it fails to turn up.

I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.

Spell fuzz.

Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."

Say:

"Eye"

Spell:

"Map"

Say:

"Ness"

Now say it fast!

So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.

Spell "IOUT", no space.

Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?

Because they can’t see their parents.