Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.
It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?
