Spelt jokes

When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?

When it fails to turn up.

Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.

This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Correctly spelled.

A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."

Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?

Because they can’t see their parents.

If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.

It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?

Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.