Spaghetti jokes
Spaghetti-ashannaise
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
I made a bet with my friend that I couldn鈥檛 create a working car with spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 馃槀
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
I like to eat mom's spaghetti. Now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta!
My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!