Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.
There were these three men, their names were Shit, Shut up, and Manners. One day they were riding in their car and Shit fell out so Manners went out to pick shit up and shut up went to the police station. when he got there the police officer said "What's your name son?" and Shut up said "Shut up." the officer replies with "Ummm...excuse me?!" and shut up said "Shut up!" and the officer said "Boy, where are your manners?" and Shut up said "Round the corner picking up Shit!"
So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?
... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin!
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover. One of her friends asks, "When was the last time you had an orgasm?" She replies, "3 days ago." Dad comes bursting in, "I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT!"
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
why are mountains so funny because there hills ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha very funny
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.
A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him:
Wife: "Why is your face all bloody?"
Husband: "I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up, so I kept falling on my face!"
Wife: "Idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!"
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.
Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
Why do French people like to eat snails so much?
They can't stand fast food.
