SOS jokes

What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?

Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.

So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.

Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"

Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.

Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.

Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.

So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"

I named my daughter Kennedy so when I talked about how her brain was shot out of her head, people just thought I paid really close attention in history.

"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"

"It was only the Bass!"

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.

A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh, fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."

Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.

Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.

Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!

Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.

Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.

I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.

I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.

Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"