SOS jokes

Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.

Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.

What do you call an ant with so much power?

A ter-mite.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.

Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.

Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!

Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.

Why do orphans like milk so much?

Because they got no milk as a baby.

You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.

You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.

You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.

You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.

You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.

You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.

You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.

You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.

You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.

You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!

You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.

You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!