SOS jokes
Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.
Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
Dad: Johnny! Johnny!
Little Johnny: Yes, Papa?
Dad: Did you hit your brother?
Little Johnny: No, Papa!
Dad: Telling lies?
Little Johnny: No, Papa!
Dad: Let me see your fist.
Little Johnny: Ha ha ha!
Dad: What is so funny?
Little Johnny: You are, Dad, because I don't have a brother!
Dad: >:(
Little Johnny: What? It's true!
Dad: You do have a point there, Johnny.
Little Johnny: Love you, Dad!
Dad: Love you too, son.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."