SOS jokes

I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.

Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.

So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I am high and so are you.

9/11

This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!

The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.

During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!

Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿

You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.

Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.

This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."

Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!

So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.

The next day I saw a dead orphan.

Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!

Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.

The teacher asks, "Who is a Trump fan?" Everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher, all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?" Little Johnny says, "Because I'm not a Trump fan." The teacher asks, "Why are you not a Trump fan?" and Little Johnny says, "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so I'm a democrat." And then his teacher says, "So if your dad was an idiot and your mum was a moron, what would that make you?" And Little Johnny replies, "A Trump fan."

Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?

So they can be connected.

So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."

Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.

Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.

You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."

You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.