Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
SOS Jokes
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!
My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
It's the season of giving, so I'll be giving up!
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it. A lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.
That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!
So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!
