SOS jokes

You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.

Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.

Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."

You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.

Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!