SOS jokes
You're so fat, that you're fat.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"