SOS jokes

I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...

"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"

Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?

Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!

You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.

An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.

Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.

Man's friend: Same.

Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.

Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.

Man: Oh great heavens!

Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"