Solvent jokes

Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families, and careers.

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.

If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?

Candy is dandy.

But liquor is quicker.