Solid State jokes
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
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★ intro: dankton ★ Let me just grab this, yep, put that there, zap that, grab this here little voice module, insert that, add the bbl and oh, my god, kare-baby, you're back!
★ chorus: karen & dankton ★ Back with a vengeance, a mac got extended More than an os, i am snappin', avengers Back from the dead, bitch i came out the trenches Opps gettin' red, leave 'em dead, like redemption (yeah) Ms paint, paint the block r… Read more