Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

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Forehead

PG Tips

Your forehead is so big and shiney it looks like a solar field

Sun

DREAMER

the whole solar system is one big family right? but everyone circles the SON.

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End

Dr bright

Scp 173 has breached containment this is not a joke multiple keter class scps have breached containment this is an xk class event evacuate the earth and solar system the world is ending

Sun

John brodeur

Why is the sun lit. Because is has much solar

NASA

Josh Mortensen

A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite. And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to the they get orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted “Get him back in the ship!” to the Communications operator. “Chill out, he’ll be fine.” The Pilot assured him. “Get him the hell out of there, that’s an order!” The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked “Now what?”