Social Welfare jokes

I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."

I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.

Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.

I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.

Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.