Social Relation jokes

What does an orphan call a family portrait?

A selfie.

What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

What do orphans call a family photo?

A selfie.

What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.

What is a family photo to an orphan?

A selfie.

Like if you know someone is emo.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

like if you know someone that is emo.

Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.

Most states:

"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."

Alabama:

"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."