Social Relation jokes

What does an orphan call a family portrait?

A selfie.

What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

What do orphans call a family photo?

A selfie.

What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.

What is a family photo to an orphan?

A selfie.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.

like if you know someone that is emo.

Like if you know someone is emo.

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.