So jokes

My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?

So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!

I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!

Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."

Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!

You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!

Why do orphans like to be gay?

So they can call someone "daddy."

There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.

Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...

My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.

Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!

I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!

I asked my mother about her mom.

She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.

Ur dad is gay!

Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.

I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.

His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.

So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.

That’s the punch line.

Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.