Snoop Dogg jokes

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"Drop it like it's HOT!"

What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?

Snoop Soddy Sod.

What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?

Snooze Dogg.

What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?

Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.

What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?

Poop Logg.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."