Smoothie jokes

Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.

Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.

Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.

My life is like... the shoe rack-

What happens when you put a baby in a blender?

The baby is a cherry smoothie.

What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!

What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.

My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter

If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?

How to make a baby make funny faces?

Put it feet first in a blender.

What's thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?

A baby smoothie.