Smoothie jokes
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
What is red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
How to make a baby make funny faces?
Put it feet first in a blender.
What's thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?
A baby smoothie.