Skittles jokes

What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?

Skittles.

What's a prostitute's favorite snack?

Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.

Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

Why does Jesus hate Skittles?

Because they fall through his hands.

Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.