Sisters killer jokes

One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up, and you could barely unravel it anymore because I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sister's killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!

What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!

My mom said, "Take out the trash," and I said, "Okay." The next day she asked, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "In line to get crushed."

My sister's boyfriend is mad at me because I fucked his girl.

I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏

I got mad at my sister's boyfriend, so I fucked his girl.

So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.