Signal jokes
Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.
Three nuns are talking, and the first nun says, "You would never believe what I discovered." Intrigued, the others signal her to continue. "I found a phone in the priest's room," said the first nun. "Oh, that's nothing," said the second one. "I found condoms in one of his drawers." said the second one. "What did you do with them?" said the first nun. Pridefully, the second nun responds with, "I poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, "Oh sh*t...."
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible, but the reception was great!
What did the traffic light say to the truck?
"Don't look, I'm about to change!"
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
The FitnessGramTM Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Level 1 Feel it One Two Three Four Five Six Seven; end of level one.
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
Community talk
Goodness me, why so sad? Has something happened dear… associate? Eternal pain you say? Do you want, or NEED something to numb it? Ha! You think I can help you? What signals have I made to suggest that? That hurt your feelings? Ooh, I seem to look like I care. My apologies, I was being unclear about my emotions. You want to talk about it? Do I seem like a trustworthy person? Why, thank you! I would not say the same for you. I rarely find people trustworthy enough to tell them that.
don’t ask, i was bored okay?
Uh oh, and here we go Yeah, that's Mike E. Clark And we're the Insane Clown Posse And this here is the chop chop slide If you heard something similar to this Fuck that, 'cause we the shit Juggalos, what's our signal? Whoop-whoop! That's right! Now what we gonna do is clap four times quickly and bust the signal Whoop-whoop! Whoop-whoop! Yeah, not bad, not bad But let's do it again, some of y'all were a little slow on … Read more
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