Signal jokes
Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible, but the reception was great!
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
When do you go on red and stop at green?
A watermelon.
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
Three nuns are talking, and the first nun says, "You would never believe what I discovered." Intrigued, the others signal her to continue. "I found a phone in the priest's room," said the first nun. "Oh, that's nothing," said the second one. "I found condoms in one of his drawers." said the second one. "What did you do with them?" said the first nun. Pridefully, the second nun responds with, "I poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, "Oh sh*t...."
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home. As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump’s wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie. As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him.
The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him. Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes, but he wasn’t really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump’s friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump’s friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, “Aww, I’m lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!”
Community talk
Goodness me, why so sad? Has something happened dear… associate? Eternal pain you say? Do you want, or NEED something to numb it? Ha! You think I can help you? What signals have I made to suggest that? That hurt your feelings? Ooh, I seem to look like I care. My apologies, I was being unclear about my emotions. You want to talk about it? Do I seem like a trustworthy person? Why, thank you! I would not say the same for you. I rarely find people trustworthy enough to tell them that.
don’t ask, i was bored okay?
Uh oh, and here we go Yeah, that's Mike E. Clark And we're the Insane Clown Posse And this here is the chop chop slide If you heard something similar to this Fuck that, 'cause we the shit Juggalos, what's our signal? Whoop-whoop! That's right! Now what we gonna do is clap four times quickly and bust the signal Whoop-whoop! Whoop-whoop! Yeah, not bad, not bad But let's do it again, some of y'all were a little slow on … Read more
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