Shutdown jokes

Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

"Windows 10 shutting down."

Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.

I don't ever really bother women, but when I do, I usually just want to talk. I guess since I just so happened to be a straight male that's not a 10 or a 5, I get shutdown so fast. I put out lit candles...like damn, I thought I hid my ring.

Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.

He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".

What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.

Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.

What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?

Windows shutting down.

Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."

So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.

My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.

I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.

Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?

The Windows shutdown sound plays.